BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE
Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus of Gwar was recently dismissed from Fox News Red Eye without any explanation. My working theory: Urungus discovered that Rupert Murdoch was hacking the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu’s cell phone and Fox sent his ass packing as a precautionary measure against cumming boatloads on the television camera while on air.
But Red Eye hasn’t lost its interest in all things heavy: Big Business, whose new Quadruple Single EP is out now, made an appearance on the show last week. Watch as the three men of Big Business give host Bill Schulz a few lessons in how to be metal. The rest of the Fox empire could take a hint.