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IT’S STEEL PANTHER DAY TAKE YOUR TOP OFF

  • Anso DF
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For lovers of fun, today is like a holiday during which we celebrate the release of 14 new Steel Panther jamz. We can play fun Steel Panther video games (here), check out sexy behind-the-scenes footage (here), and of course, read and re-read the deep-probing MetalSucks Q&A with lead singer Michael Starr and lead bass player Lexxi Foxxx (here). All while rocking wildly to their second masterpiece Balls Out!

We shall do this loudly and in the face of every fun-impaired non-laugher who thinks it’s all-important that music be fancy and intellectucal as opposed to fun and awesome. Let those types shove sonic granola in their ears while the rest of us make oh-faces, execute heels-to-butt rock jumps, and rub drugz on our junk. Oh and speaking of which, today brings us the new lyric video for “7 Teen 17 Girls In A Row” (above) which features too many naked boobz for YouTube. Hooray! Bonerz up!

–ADF

Steel Panther’s sweaty, stinky Balls Out is $7.99 here and get the vinyl here

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