DEE SNIDER IS GOING TO BE ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
The participants of the latest edition of Donald Trump’s The Celebrity Apprentice have been announced, and in case you’re for some reason reading this but haven’t glanced at the headline, the cast will include Twisted Sister vocalist Dee Snider. I’m guessing he was included because the show apparently had a lot of success with Poison’s Bret Michaels — a fact I completely missed until I walked into my local corner store one day and saw a Michaels/Apprentice-themed Snapple flavor — and someone thought getting another famous 80s vocalist who used to dress like an ugly woman would be a good idea. Whether or not Snider’s is famous enough for anyone outside the geriatric metal community remains to be seen, though — despite having a reality show of his own, I don’t feel like Snider has been in the mainstream media as much as Michaels these past few years.
Snider’s competitors will include Arsenio Hall, Clay Aiken, George Takei, Lisa Lampanelli, Debbie Gibson, and, most excitingly of all, Lou Ferrigno. So if I was Snider, I’d be shitting my drawers. No fucking way he can beat The Incredible Hulk, right?