PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METAL SUCKFEST T-SHIRT!

Lotsa folks entered our Photo Caption Contest last week in which we gave away five t-shirts left over from our inaugural Metal Suckfest. I admit, that photo (at right) is a particularly good one, and fittingly we got a lot of funny captions. Here are my five favorites:

• Dan Braden: “So, who else is excited about that boat sacrifice later? Guys?… what?”
• Sean: “And ‘most smashable’ at the Wormrot show goes to…”
• Buster Keaton: “America’s Goat Talent.”
• SchenkelTown: “To be fair, I pretty much always have my horns up.”
• Crank: “EWEHATEGOD”

This week we’re giving away another five Suckfest t-shirts! These things are seriously sweet — check out this photo. So get crackin’: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader “Awesome Bill from Dawsonville”). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re logged in with your Facebook or Twitter account).