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BLOW $50 ON THIS ANTHRAX VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT FOR YOUR SWEETIE

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If you’re still hard-up for a Valentine’s gift for your honey and she’s not the kind of girl who’d be happy sharing a bottle of wine and some snuggles*, here’s an idea for you: buy this “Hometown Heroes Anthrax Muscle Tee” from Urban Outfitters for the low, low price of only $49. Then convince your special lady to wear nothing else but panties, like the broad above, and you’ve gotten a nice gift for not just her but for yourself too. Win/win!

Except, of course, if you’re sane, and you think the idea of a $50 Anthrax t-shirt — let alone the whole concept of oversized “boyfriend” tees for girls — is completely fucknuts. Instead, how about just lending her your old beat-up Persistance of Time shirt for the night and getting cozy with a box of Slayer condoms?

-VN

* Then you’re probably with the wrong girl.

[via Metal Insider]

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