UGLY IN THE MORNING: NAPALM DEATH + ASPHYX FULL ALBUM STREAMS

If you’re like me, you woke up this morning feeling like a giant bag of unwiped assholes. Well, hey, guess what? Now there are full-albums streams of two very good releases coming out on Tuesday to provide a soundtrack for your black coffee and eight ibuproben breakfast platter: Asphyx’s Deathhammer is being streamed by our buds at Decibel, while Napalm Death’s Utilitarian is streaming from its own pre-order site.

Because of that whole pesky “giant bag of unwiped assholes” thing, I’m not really in the mood to try and find some flowery prose to describe these albums to you — but it’s Napalm Death and Asphyx, so you should have some idea of what you’re getting. Let me put this way: if you like Black Veil Brides, you are going to LOVE Napalm Death and Asphyx.

You can, and should, also read Sammy O’Hagar’s review of Napalm Death’s Utilitarian here, and Justin Norton’s interview with Asphyx’s Martin van Drunen here.

-AR