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Marilyn Manson has been putting his penis inside members of the Hollywood elite for years now (his most recent conquest was Shia LaBeouf) and Johnny Depp apparently has a soft spot for ugly guys in powder make-up, ’cause not only did he jam with Alice Cooper last year, but he also slipped a Cooper joke into his new movie. So it’s not really all that surprising that Depp has apparently contributed guitars and drums to a cover of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” which will be a bonus track for Manson’s new album, Born Villain.

Being typically creepy and pretentious, Manson revealed the following details of the collaboration to the terrible food & dental care division of Formerly Music Television:

  • “The video will probably be us looking at each other like a mirror.” Because when I think “extremely successful movie star who honestly does not look forty-eight years old” and “washed up rock star who looks about seventy,” I think of Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson, natch.
  • “Johnny’s son Jack – whose birthday I’m gonna be performing at – was in the room and he actually played on the song too.” Jack Depp could probably have anyone in the entire world play at his birthday party, and he chose Marilyn Manson? Is he turning forty or something?
  • ” I bought [Depp’s] daughter her first pair of high heels when she was wearing diapers, so we’ve been friends for a long time.” But only because Depp never realized that the reason Manson bought his infant daughter a pair of high heels was because the only thing he likes better than fucking barely legal girls is fucking not-at-all legal girls in sexy shoes.

In conclusion, as long as Depp promises not to make Pirates of the Crapibbean 12 and Manson can actually remember how to write a catchy pop metal song or two, I will totally forgive them both for this very silly endeavor.

-AR

[via Metal Injection]

 

 

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