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DANCING WITH THE STARS CONTESTANT MEETS MEMBERS OF STEEL PANTHER, WONDERS, “WHO ARE THESE TWO UGLY WOMEN?”

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Michael Starr and Satchel from Steel Panther were apparently on Dancing with the Stars last night, helping a contestant named William Levy with style tips for his dance set to Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It.” I guess that should make me happy — whatever helps Steel Panther conquer the world, y’know? And poor Levy is such a square that he had somehow previously never even heard of Twisted Sister, so he obviously needed the help. So Steel Panther did a mitzvah!

Unfortunately, the ensuing dance is just about the least metal thing ever; it makes Levy look like a flamingo with the runs. Then again, this is a song originally performed by a dude in pink shoulder pads, so I don’t know what I was expecting.

http://youtu.be/7IMOCYnAqjU

Kiss were also on the show last night, but I’m not gonna post any footage here, because I won’t sully our beautiful website with any more images of that fat piece of shit Gene Simmons.

-AR

[via Metal Insider]

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