IN WHICH THAT WAS RIGHT

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And now, a rundown of all that was right this week:

• We learned that 80 illegal downloaders of All Shall Perish’s music will be outed and sued… without the band’s permission.
• We also learned that Ghost just signed a record deal said to be work $750k.
• We played the world’s tiniest violin for Metallica, who can’t live off of album royalties alone anymore.
• We looked at 20 hard rock and heavy metal celebs’ mugshots.
• We watched lil’ tykes who got famous covering Rammstein open for Rammstein.
• We mourned the loss of a man named Led Zeppelin II.
• We enjoyed an awesome Ziltoid cake.
• We bid on Black Sabbath’s integrity on eBay.
• We guffawed at the best/worst video ever of the week.
• We got a non-metal fan’s perspective on Meshuggah live courtesy of MetalGF.

Monday is Memorial Day, so we won’t be here. We hope you all have a nice long weekend. Unless you live in Europe, in which case, y’know, fuck you. See ya Tuesday!

-AR