Best Beard Bracket

MATCH 28: KERRY KING VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

0

MATCH 28: KERRY KING VS. VALIENT HIMSELFMATCH 28: KERRY KING VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

Yesterday, Sean Z. from Daath and Chimaira absolutely clobbered Lamb of God’s Mark Morton — thus eliminating the second of two members of that band from the bracket. Geez, those poor dudes can’t catch a break! Oh well. Mr. Z will now be advancing to the semi-finals, where he’ll face off against the legendary Dimebag! Should be brutal.

And so should this: the final match of Round 3, which pits Slayer’s Kerry King against Valient Himself from Valient Thorr. Both musicians’ beards are surely the stuff of legend, but only one can advance to the semi-finals to square off against Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams! Who will it be? Vote below to decide! The poll closes tomorrow, July 25, at 5 pm EST. Best of luck to both beards!!!

THE BRACKET SO FAR (after the jump — click to enlarge):

MATCH 28: KERRY KING VS. VALIENT HIMSELF

Show Comments
Metal Sucks Greatest Hits