Best Beard Bracket



Well, color us surprised! We thought yesterday’s bout between Valient Himself and Kerry King would be a lot closer — but the vocalist valiently slayed the guitar player to advance to the semi-finals, where he’ll square off against Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams. This bracket has been actioned packed, eh?

Speaking of action packed: WE’RE NOW IN THE SEMI-FINALS!!! And today may be the most competitive match-up yet. Sean Z. has been giving all comers what fo’ despite his relative youth; Dimebag, meanwhile, may be the single most legendary musician in the bracket. Only one man’s chin pubes will prove mighty enough to advance to the final fight. But who will it be?!?! Vote below and decide! The polls close tomorrow, July 26, at 5 pm EST. Good luck, and may your face never require Rogaine!!!

THE BRACKET SO FAR (after the jump — click to enlarge):

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