PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NACHTMYSTIUM SILENCING MACHINE PRIZE PACK
It’s been a while since we’ve run a Photo Caption Contest, but fear not, Suckalos: we’re back. For the last contest, which ran July 12, we offered up a Saint Vitus prize pack. Here’s the winning caption, brought to you by “ChuggaChuggaDeedleyDoo”:
Welcome to the Jungle
We’ve got some face paint
We have ourselves three guitars but we couldn’t afford a bassWe are the people that can’t find a badass grove of trees
We ain’t got the money honey to be kvlt like Swedes
This week we’ve got three Nachtmystium Silencing Machine prize packs to give away (read our official review of the brand new album). One grand prize winner will receive a vinyl test pressing, a CD, and a cassette of Silencing Machine plus a Nachtmystium t-shirt while two runners-up will receive a CD, a cassette and a t-shirt. Pretty great deal either way you slice it. You know what comes next: Just leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by MetalSucks reader Daniel G.).
