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OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE TRUE

  • Axl Rosenberg
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OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE TRUE

The PRP says that Dirge Within have split with their singer, whose name is Jeremy something but goes by the nickname “Jerms.” This is possibly the worst news I have ever heard, because there is a serious shortage of vocalists in the world of metal who a) are too fucking lazy to say a three-syllable name, b) are apparently borderline illiterate, and c) can write lyrics as poetic and meaningful as this:

Fight
Fight
Fight
Fight

I mean you could analyze the subtext in those lyrics for hours!

In other news, there’s been a douchebag spill in aisle three. Cleanup in aisle three, we have a douchebag spill!

-AR

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