THE SWORD RELEASE NEW SONG “VEIL OF ISIS”; SUBARU LEASERS EVERYWHERE CELEBRATE

I feel obligated to tell you that The Bored The Sword have a new song called “Veil of Isis” now streaming at Rolling Stone, which kinda tells you everything you need to know about the track: it is going to be a terrific pleasure for people who have not liked a metal album since 1991. In all fairness, the song isn’t bad, but no song by The Sword is ever really bad; I just can’t figure out any good reason for them to exist. To help Rolling Stone readers continue to feel rebellious, I guess.

Stream the track here, then whine about how I have my head up my ass for not loving this band in the comments section below. Their new album, Apocryphon, comes out October 22 via Razor & Tie.

-AR