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THIS KISS COFFEE COMMERCIAL IS INSPIRING

  • Axl Rosenberg
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“I Was Made for Loving You,” Kiss’ trend-hopping disco song, is now appearing in an advertisement for some British coffee place. It doesn’t really make me wanna drink coffee, but it did give me the idea to bury Paul Stanley up to his neck and leave him there, so that’s something.

Note to self: when you bury Paul Stanley up to his neck, make sure you put a rag in his mouth so he can’t sing this shit.

-AR

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