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I WOULD EAT A POISON APPLE AFTER HEARING THIS SH*T, TOO

  • Axl Rosenberg
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I WOULD EAT A POISON APPLE AFTER HEARING THIS SH*T, TOO

Leading independent music retailer VICTORY RECORDS’ latest sign is a band called Snow White’s Poison Bite, a Finnish band whose only apparent exposure to music is bands they saw on the cover of Alternative Press. I mean they clearly have a Misfits thing going on in the above promo photo, but their music has nothing to do with that band; Danzig would pummel these dudes so hard that they’d volunteer to clean up his motherfucking bricks for him.

Listen to some of their godawful music if you must:

The band’s new album will be out next year. I imagine they’ll be opening for Black Veil Brides sometime immediately thereafter.

 

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