Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. Made the Best Music Video Ever

  • Axl Rosenberg

Today is washed-up rockstars who are now totally clueless: ex-W.A.S.P. Chris Holmes has released a video for a new solo track, “They All Lie and Cheat,” and it really is quite special. In addition to Holmes, the clip stars the world’s cheapest green screen, an empty drum kit, and some woman who agreed to cameo in the video in exchange for a gift certificate to White Castle. Also, even though the song’s lyrics would suggest that the titular liars and cheaters are women, the video features the strangest montage of political and not-really-political figures ever assembled, which both employs timely references to O.J. Simpson and Monica Lewinsky and suggests that Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush are both Nazis. Really, the only appropriate reaction to this video is the slow clap.

In related news, this is no longer the most embarrassing on-camera appearance of Chris Holmes’ life:

Thanks: Kirill

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