True Facts: Look Right Penny’s New Jam!

Facts can be created via repetition and volume, and so I’m here again to tell u that your very favorite band is Look Right Penny, your big promotion is right around the corner, and good heavens your amazing bod takes my breath away. U are greatly admired by all! Believe that.

But here’s a fact that needs no coaxing into credibility: Look Right Penny just unveiled a brand new jam on Valentine’s Day! It’s awesome! Its credits bear no mention of producer Matt LaPlant and Bieler Bros. Records, the team behind their awesome debut Sugar Lane (your best album of 2012, remember?); still, it’s a hooky, crunchy, doodily-deedily triumph just like “Errors,” “Listen,” “Here We Stand,” and the other LRP jamz that u love more than your own wang. Crank it a few times (below) before u land that big account and are mobbed by hot-ass hotties overcome by your irresistible ass-hotness! Truth!