Enter Immolation’s “Kingdom of Conspiracy”
The Deciblog is streaming the title track from Immolation’s new album, Kingdom of Conspiracy, and I’m guessing that you’ve all stopped reading at this point to go listen to the track and I can put pretty much anything I want here. In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. In terza elementare, ho tradito il mio esame di storia. In quarta elementare, mi ha donato parrucchino di mio zio Max e l’ho incollato sulla mia faccia quando ero Mosè nel mio gioco scuola ebraica. In quinta elementare, ho bussato mia sorella Edie giù per le scale e ho dato la colpa al cane. Quando mia mamma mi ha mandato al campo estivo per bambini grassi e poi servito il pranzo mi sono noci e ho pigged fuori e mi hanno buttato fuori.
Listen to “Kingdom of Conspiracy” here. The album comes out May 14 via Nuclear Blast. The band will co-headline the 2013 Decibel Magazine Tour alongside the equally-awesome Cannibal Corpse and Napalm Death. Get tour dates here .