Best. Facebook Page. EVER.
I know it’s wrong to judge someone solely based on his or her taste in music, but then again, this Facebook page:
If we were to take the name of this FB page at its literal word, we would have to assume that it was intended for a community of fans who appreciate the hands belonging to the guitar solo in a song called “Five Finger Death Punch,” or maybe fans who appreciate the hands belonging to the guitar solo in a Five Finger Death Punch cover band. I’m fairly certain the creator of this page meant neither.
I’m a little sad to report that in addition to a measly twenty-seven “likes,” the page only has two actual posts, both of which further the argument that ten out of ten MENSA members do not give any fucks about this band:
We all ways will… We all… ways… will.
So this guy or girl (but I’m assuming a guy) is ambitious, too! What a go-getter.
Someone, please please please hire this person to take care of your children. Nothing could possibly go wrong.