RaveyBoo1 Makes a Strong Argument for Jesus and Against Incantation
Meet RaveyBoo1. Like any young woman with half a brain, RaveyBoo1 loves The Lord and wants to do His bidding. Still, she was pretty bummed when He introduced her (“led her,” in her own words) to Incantation — because their song titles, she is quite sure, were suggested by evil demons. This news made RavyBoo1 so sad, in fact, that she had to make a THREE PART YouTube series, entitled “Incantation lyrics (OI VEI [sic], LORD JESUS HELP ME)” totaling roughly half an hour in length, about these Satanic blasphemers. And I know that as metal fans, we’re inclined to be like “To hell with God!” and all that stuff, but I really think we oughta heed RaveyBoo1’s warnings, ’cause she sounds like she knows what’s up. For example, she helpfully points out that the nincompoops in Incantation are real stupid heads, because they don’t know that you’re suppose to capitalize God’s name, and the song “Rotting with Your Christ,” they declare that “This JESUS must DIE,” which is RIDICULOUS, because Jesus is already dead and in a spirit now and a spirit cannot die and you can’t kill a spirit that’s already left the body so pppfffffttt. And she really emphasizes the importance of her message with a well-placed finger snap (at the thirty-seven second mark of the second video), as all great debaters do.
So, sure, she doesn’t know what the word “ethereal” means, and she’s not familiar with Golgotha, a.k.a. “the place where Jesus was crucified,” and she seems to be a little bit confused about the definition of “mortality.” But that’s not important — because in RavyBoo1’s own words, “you can’t argue with ignorance.” What is important is that we all burn our Incantation records STAT, lest our souls burn eternally in Hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Q-NeVoWvNfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUzhPRXGK-afibw1WoQBUTOQ&v=HB_179KNhSk&feature=player_detailpage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kedjyd2uqBQ&list=UUzhPRXGK-afibw1WoQBUTOQ
She doesn’t like Venom, either, so you should probably just go ahead and toss your copy of Black Metal into the bonfire, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0TJYyJBsS4&list=UUzhPRXGK-afibw1WoQBUTOQ&feature=player_detailpage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqj596q_lKc&list=UUzhPRXGK-afibw1WoQBUTOQ&feature=player_detailpage
Alright, I’m sold. I’ll get the wood, you get the lighter fluid.
Thanks: Joey
