In Which We Were Men of Metal

The MetalSucks Worst Week Ever Playlist: June 10 — June 14, 2013

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Now, this week’s top stories:

• We’re presenting the most br00tal death metal tour of the year!
• Last year’s unlawful charges against Animals as Leaders guitarist Javier Reyes were dropped.
• The Insane Clown Posse are getting their own television show.
• Vic Rattlehead resigned from being Megadeth’s mascot.
• Finally! Scientific proof that being a guitarist will get you laid.
• We debated with Noisey: are Ghost worth all the hype?
• This is the craziest Tool cover you’ll ever hear.
• Unearth’s Ken Susi is in a pop-punk band — and they’re good!!!
• Despite Tim Lambesis’ ongoing legal troubles, the new Austrian Death Machine will be completed.
• Christians Against Slipknot is our new favorite Facebook page.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s the weekend! See ya Monday dawgs.