Photo Caption Contest: Win a Seeker Unloved Hoodie and T-Shirt Prize Pack


metal_shirtLast week we gave away some very special prizes: a limited edition Mayhem Festival gunmetal microG from G Pen for one grand prize winner and a regular microG for one runner up. G Pen’s website warns that the “microG™ is not intended for use with dried herbs.” Just sayin’. The grand prize winner is:

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.:Weird Al presents “The Metal Album”

    1. Angel Of Bread
    2. Thirty Wheat Buns, Dirt Cheap
    3. Now You’ve Got Something To Fry For
    4. Five Biscuits Alone
    5. Polka Jellö
    6. We’re Not Gonna Bake It
    7. Grilling Is My Business
    8. Hammer Smashed Cake
    9. Iron Ham
    10. Among The Sizzling
    11. Master Of Muffins

Unfortunately MS commenter CheeseWizard, who had a very funny entry, didn’t leave a valid email address or even a Facebook profile through which I can contact him to get his address, so he’s disqualified. Sorry, dude, you snooze you lose! Let that be a lesson to all the rest of you. And so, our real runner up is:

  • TylersaurusRex: “Don’t be jealous, I’ve been chatting with hot babes online all day.”

This week we’re giving away three prize packs from Seeker, a new Texas band whose single “Unloved” from the forthcoming album of the same name I really dig. Each prize pack contains an autographed t-shirt and a sweet hoodieAlls ya gotta do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and enter it into the comments section. 


Show Comments
Metal Sucks Greatest Hits