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Pop Quiz: Ikea Product Or Kvlt Metal Band?

  • Anso DF
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Ikea or Death

From the internet that brought you David Lee Roth Assteroidz and Bargain Bin Blasphemy, here comes a sweet quiz that spans your love of obscure extreme metal and cheap furniture: IKEA or Death? It’s totally fun: 20 slides each bear a weird Scandanavian word that can be found either in the Ikea catalog or in the Hells Headbangers catalog. Use your metalness and thriftiness to put each in the right category!

I earned the rank of “True Kvlt” but that’s probably low for a dude who scans a zillion press releases about metal. Like, a marine biologist competing on Jeopardy would feel dumb for blowing 15% of questions about Marine Biology. Maybe it’s just due to my unfamiliarity with Ikea stuff cuz I’m a patriot who buys American. Which is Chinese :) Try your luck here!

Thanks: Oscar, Arc, and everybody :)

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