OMG You Guys, Somebody Ate Marilyn Manson


Remember that old rumor that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could give himself head? Well, it turns out that this urban legend, like so many others, was an exaggeration of a far more mundane truth: specifically, that Marilyn Manson is willing to give other people head in exchange for a bucket of ribs. So weird how these things get distorted.

[via Funny or Die by way of The PRP]

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