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This Valentine’s Day, All Your Lovemaking Will Be to a Soundtrack of Cynic’s Kindly Bent to Free Us

  • Axl Rosenberg
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In 2014, Valentine’s Day will transcend Hallmark cards and jewlery and prix fixe restaurant reservations to become, truly, the most romantic day of the year: for that is the day Cynic shall release their new album, Kindly Bent to Free Us. Feel not ashamed if you can already sense the blood rushing to your genitalia; it’s a perfectly natural reaction to news of a forthcoming Cynic offering.

In fact, prepare to go full chub, ’cause the album art is below. As usual, Cynic have managed to combine all the things I love most into one startlingly gorgeous work of art: I see a tree, a brain, a uterus, and weed.

Cynic - Kindly Bent to Free Us

I haven’t been this excited about Valentine’s Day since 1929!!!

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