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Saturday To Get Bewitched

  • Kip Wingerschmidt
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Hola mofos!  Let’s raise some spirits…

As a man who is happily under the spell of a sexy sorceress, I can certainly appreciate the allure and power of mighty magique.  But witches and warlocks only sit on one end of the spectrum; clearly there are a wide range of inexplicable supernatural forces to reckon with.

For example, which wizard brewed up this magical concoction?

And goddamn magnets!!!!!  How do THEY work?!?!?!?

What dark force from the depths of hell told these flaming idiots that their “style” was acceptable in this or any dimension?  (bonus: this uber-shitty group is #1 on a hilarious Buzzfeed list of bands with terrible hair)

And how about our celebrated rockstar magicians?  A few years ago I went through a phase of watching old Chriss Angel shows, and mofo can make some seriously crazy shiz happen.  Also, David Blaine (who has a new special “tricking” celebrities airing this Tuesday at 9:30pm EST on ABC), shown here blowing Walt & Jesse’s meth-adled minds:

Clearly the occult has been a rampant theme for many bands; as a matter of fact, my most recent musical discovery (courtesy of the one-and-only Tin Man) is bluesy psychedelic stoner desert rock band All Them Witches, whose latest excellent album Lightning At The Door just came out a couple weeks ago…  Check that out right here and get bewitched yourself.  Here’s a rousing jam from the band’s previous album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCKxnIbbCJ4

Now let’s stir the cauldron and make some more musical magic; clearly this list could go on for days, so let us know in the comments which other bands you think should have been included here…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ENt2UrPCuc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhh93TArmOQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZATGTKra8o0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE68udXLHgI

Wait a second — Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York… Wow, that’s weird.

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