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Three Young Men Produce and Publicly Release Horrible Videos of Themselves Lip Syncing to Kiss, AC/DC, Aerosmith in an Apparent Effort to Remain Virgins Forever

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An anonymous reader sent us this video, which was uploaded to YouTube two years ago. In the video, three young men lip synch to Kiss’ “Shout it Out Loud” while adorned in crudely-made versions of the costumes and make-up worn by 75% of Kiss (no one wants to be Peter Criss, LOL). However bizarre you think that sounds, I promise you, it’s actually twice as strange.

Needless to say, I was intrigued by the clip. Who were these young ‘uns? Why on earth had this made video? Why on earth had they POSTED THIS VIDEO TO YOUTUBE?!?! I know I’m an old man who doesn’t feel compelled to share EVERY FACET OF HIS LIFE ONLINE the way many of my younger peers do, but I couldn’t for the life of me imagine why anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances, would want other people to see such a video. I mean, let’s be real here, this is like the rock version of this:

So I clicked through to the page of the user who uploaded it, “Power J Al NEgro Puro.”  There, I was both confused and, if I’m being honest, delighted to find more videos of the trio lip syncing to famous hard rock songs, including not only another Kiss classic, but tracks by AC/DC and Aerosmith as well:



Alas, the YouTube page hasn’t been updated since 2012, and contains no additional information about these lil’ dudes. We may never know who they are. We should probably pray for them that their school chums never know who they are, either.

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