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FRITTATAS, REJOICE!!! For Manure Emmure have announced the impending release of their new album, Eternal Enemas Enemies. Here’s the cover, on which infamous frontman Frankie Palmeri is dressed as a terrorist, because he’s a fucking child and he thinks that’s provocative:

Manure - Eternal Enemas

The albums song titles further illustrate Palmeri’s ongoing attempts to be perceived as an enfant terrible. For example: “Bring a Gun to School,” “Girls Don’t Like Boys, Girls Like 40’s and Blunts,” and “Free Publicity,” which I’m rrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaallllyyy hoping explicity name drops MetalSucks, “Get in the Ring”-style. There’s also a song called “Hitomi’s Shinobi,” because Christ forbid that not every Emmure album have a video game reference on it somewhere, and a song called “A Gift A Curse,” because while Palmeri does believe in aliens, he does not believe in commas.

And on another note, I’d like to congratulate Frankie on finally reaching Maria Brink status. May he never be forced to include his bandmates in a photo again!

Eternal Enemies comes out April 15 on Victory.

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