Calling All Singles: Introducing MetalheadDating.com

I don’t think Metalhead Dating is exactly a new idea — there’s already Metal Dating and Heavy Metal Dating, for starters — but it is, as far as I can tell, the first one to charge money for its service: it’s about $32 for a three-month subscription. And I’m not gonna lie — I’m seriously considering joining. I mean, I did some free browsing, and was immediately matched with a variety of metal lovin’ ladies who any guy would be lucky to bring home to meet his mother. For example:

Don’t feel left out, ladies — there are some righteous dudes on the site, too:

Now, I admit: my initial assessment of the site may be unfair. After all, there are crazy people on every online dating sites (save for Christian Mingle — the singles on that site are pure sex). But I searched through a good ten pages of woman and five pages of men, and these were pretty much the cream of the crop. So if you’re a single metal fan looking for your soul mate, you might do better to stick to MTV’s pickup advice for metal shows. I mean, that advice was just as dumb as Metalhead Dating, but at least you’ll get to see a concert that way.

Thanks: Jordan H.