Your Demise Comment on Size of Black Veil Brides’ Genatalia
Axl Cockenface predicted that no one would remember Your Demise in five years. But he made that prediction five years ago, and guess what, motherfuckers??? PEOPLE DO REMEMBER YOUR DEMISE! Just one more reason Axl is a. Lemme tell you something: this kid ain’t got no crystal ball, and he wouldn’t know real talent if it came in his mouth. OF COURSE Your Demise is still going strong. They are genuine hardcore in the same vein as Bring Me the Horizon, Of Mice & Men, and letlive, and the tattoo of their singer’s autograph my old lady got on her ass says they’ll be around in another five years, too.
Another great band whose music will definitely play on class rock radio stations someday: Black Veil Brides. And in what must have been an incredible moment of rock n’ roll history on par with being in the room when Keith Richards and John Lennon tied each other off and shot each other up, these two future Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame inductees apparently hung out together at that Soundwave thing down in New Zealand over the weekend. And it musta been one strange encounter, ’cause look what Your Demise tweeted about Black Veil Brides!!!
One last thing…….. Biggest dickheads of Soundwave…… Black Veil Brides
— YOUR DEMISE (@YourDemise) March 3, 2014
Of course, this message raises a lot of questions. Why did the guys from Black Veil Brides show their dicks to the guys from Your Demise? How many other bands’ dicks did Your Demise see at Soundwave? They say Black Veil Brides had the biggest dick heads, so it sounds like they saw ALL the dicks. Is that something their manager set up? Did they just go around asking everyone to see their dicks?And why do they say Black Veil Brides only have the biggest dick HEADS? Was there another band whose members had LONGER dicks but smaller dick heads?
I know a guy who knows a guy who opened for Black Veil Brides once, and after that guy’s band played, Andy Beersack told him “Thanks for filling in at the last second.” So I have a call out, and hopefully I’ll have some answers for you soon. ‘Cuz this is the kinda mystery that’ll keep people up nights, y’know?
[via The PRP]
