Breaking the Law

Vandals in Paul Stanley Masks Trash New Jersey Auto Shop


Johnny Utah and Paul Stanley

So hey, remember how in the movie Point Break there are these super-duper coordinated master bank robbers who the FBI refer to as “The Ex-Presidents” on account of all them wearing rubber masks of ex-presidents?

Yeah well this is exactly like that, only with Paul Stanley masks instead of masks of Nixon and Reagan and Carter, and with the crooks in question being lame vandals instead of super cool bank robbers.


“Authorities are asking for the public’s help in identifying a group of vandals — wearing masks styled similar to makeup worn by the rock band KISS [specifically, Paul Stanley] — who damaged more than two dozen cars at an auto body shop, township police said Thursday.

“Four masked vandals were caught on video smashing cars at the SB Maaco Auto Body Shop Saturday, causing more than $40,000 worth of damage to at least 25 vehicles, according to Deputy Police Chief Robert White. Officers were called Monday morning when the shop’s managers discovered the damage.”

And here’s a photo of this criminal masterminds in action:

KISS Bandits

In related news, it’s fucking BORING being a teenager in New Jersey.

[via Metal Insider]

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