PHEW! Super Detective Courtney Love Has Found Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370
Everyone can breathe easy: Courtney Love, widow of Kurt Cobain, vocalist/guitarist for Hole, and inspiration for the Nancy Drew series of childrens’ mystery novels, has done what no one else could: she has located Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370.
Detective Love cracked the case after a close examination of a satellite photo from the website Tomnod; she subsequently posted the results of her study on Facebook. Although she did watermark the evidence with her initials to ensure that she got at least some credit for this remarkable find, note how she asserts, with typical modesty, that she is “no expert.” Oh, Courtney… y’know, it’s okay to ask for a little attention every now and again. You don’t have to be a wallflower ALL the time!!!
No word yet on how officials plan to reward Detective Love for her assistance. But I think a ticker tape parade is in order… don’t you?
Thanks: Geddy Lee… I assume not THAT Geddy Lee.