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Down’s Down IV – Part II is Part of This Complete Breakfast


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You can never really know what kind of day you’re about to have — you might wake up in the best mood ever only to find that you don’t have any hot water and rap metal is still a thing, or you might wake up on the wrong side of the bed but then have your entire morning turn around when you learn that three of your favorite bands are all doing one big tour together.

This kind of unpredictability is why it’s important to start your day with a healthy, hearty breakfast, including eggs, fresh solid fruits, fresh liquid fruits, coffee, more eggs prepared in a different style, cereal, croissants, and, of course, Down IV – Part II, which is now streaming below, courtesy of Kellog’s Noisey. It has all the vitamins and nutrients you need to propel you through the next twenty-four hours, no matter what those hours should bring, good or bad. It also has lots of fiber so that you can enjoy a long, satisfying poop. Four out of five doctors recommend it, and the fifth went to medical school in Eastern Europe, so who gives a shit what he thinks anyway?

Down IV – Part II  comes out May 13.

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