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Trap Them’s “Lungrunners” Will Leave You Exhausted

  • Axl Rosenberg

trap them lungrunnersTrap Them have debuted another new song from their forthcoming release, Blissfucker. The song is called “Lungrunners,” and you can check it out below.

Which reminds me, a couple of weeks I had to run for four blocks to catch a cab, in the back of which I had left my glasses. Amazingly enough, I actually did catch up with the cab and was able to reclaim my spectacles… but I was so winded I had to sit down for a minute afterwards. All I could think was, Fuck, I need to lay off the booze and junk food and go back to the gym. Then I went home and enjoyed a meal of Gummy Bears and PBR and passed out on my couch while watching old episodes of Batman: The Animated Series.

What does this embarrassing story have to do with the new Trap Them song, you ask? Oh, nothing… other than that running proved difficult for my lungs.

See? I was providing relevant information that whole time, and not at all just trying to fill space because I have nothing particularly interesting to say about the song.

Blissfucker comes out June 10 on Prosthetic.

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