Shit That Comes Out Today

Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 15, 2014

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Demonic Resurrection The Demon King

This is an angry week. Below you’ll find a list of hyper-aggressive, sick, weird albums which seem to have been previously organized for release all on the same date. And how lucky you might feel! Except that in some cases, that kill-’em-all attitude doesn’t work so well. It’s up to you, dear reader, to find out which ones float your boat and which ones bomb your tastes into next Tuesday. 

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PhantomBetraying The Martyrs
Phantom (Sumerian)
On a playlist with: Chelsea Grin, Attila, Upon A Burning Body
Listen “Where The World Ends” (here)
Read Dave Mustein MetalSucks review (here)

Sumeriancore can be moody sometimes, you know? Like BEM’s Breathe In Life (2011) and its slamcore riffage spotted by the occasional clean, pitched chorus. Overall it was a tight package, albeit kind of inappreciable if you’re not into the genre. Phantom is much messier and more progressive, and I’m not sure that will bode well for fans of Betraying The Martyrs. But hey, look at me:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Suicide SIlence - You Cant Stop Me SmallSuicide Silence
You Can’t Stop Me (Nuclear Blast)
On a playlist with: Emmure, I Declare War, the first time you ever had a PBR
Listen You Can’t Stop Me full stream (here)

Now compare You Can’t Stop Me to Betraying The Martyrs’ newest above. Hear the difference? Whereas Phantom is moderately reprehensible, Suicide Silence is true to form and fully reprehensible. It’s definitely a case of “well I don’t know what I expected.” Top tip: please don’t feed the trolls.

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Lazer/Wulf - The Beast of Left and RightLazer/Wulf
The Beast Of Left And Right (Retro Futurist)
On a playlist with: Kylesa, Hematovore, Zonderhoof
Listen The Beast Of Left And Right full stream (here)

As MetalSucks hero Vince Neilstein pointed outThe Beast Of Left And Right is exactly that: both left and right. It’s palindromic, thematically. Does it work? Eh, not really. Yes, you can tell that the album indeed mirrors itself, but it doesn’t add any special value over, say, an album with a traditionally thematic progression. Can’t always impress with shtick!

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VolumesVolumes
No Sleep (Mediaskare)
On a playlist with: The Safety Fire, Intervals, Elitist
Listen “Erased” (here) “The Mixture” (here)

Say you wanted a fiery, djenty album with bits of The Safety Fire-inspired softness. You’d be right at home with No Sleep, which is, uh, fiery + djenty and tends to get softer at points. But the shifts don’t work very well in unison — “Erased” and “The Mixture” don’t even sound like they belong on the same album. Also, allow me to quote from “The Mixture.” Ahem! “So smile as you look in the mirror, give me my receipt now though, fuck this industry, excuse me to death, can we say fuck it, you can have metal.” Lolwat.

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Grave Digger ReturnGrave Digger
The Return Of The Reaper (Napalm)
On a playlist with: Gamma Ray, Running Wild, Primal Fear
Listen “Hell Funeral” (here) “Season Of The Witch” (here)

I think throwback metal speaks for itself — straightforward, shred-focused, high-octane shit and doesn’t need to be broken down by some lowly, pantsless writer. Notwithstanding, please entertain my special comment on Grave Digger’s The Return Of The Reaper: I don’t give a fuck how old these dudes or or what they’ve done in the past, this album rules.

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lesch-nyhan-syndromeLesch-Nyhan
Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome EP (HPGD)
On a playlist with: Gorguts, Napalm Death, Pungent Stench
Listen Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome full stream (here)

The Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome EP is for the type of person who saves their own turds in the freezer. It falls squarely in that “completely unadulterated and insane” category from which a legitimate record can emerge sometimes. Even non-turdsavers can appreciate the feel of something raw, ethereal, and unedited. It reminds you of the lengths bands now go to add polish and also reminds you how unnecessary that may be.

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Kult of Taurus:Erevos AenaonOTHER SHIT THAT COMES OUT TODAY

Coffinborn Beneath The Cemetery EP (Xtreem) listen
¤ Demonic Resurrection The Demon King (Candlelight) listen
Devilskin We Rise (Warlock) listen listen listen
The Geeks Still Not In This Alone (Think Fast) listen
Illuminate Me I Have Become A Corpse (Tragic Hero) listen
I, Omega Transients (Bullet Tooth) listen
Unaussprechlichen Kulten Baphomet Pan Shub-NiggurathI The Breather
Life Reaper (Sumerian) listen
» Kult Of Taurus/Erevos Aenaon Born of Fire, Forged By Death split (Forever Plagued) listen listen

Night By Night NxN (Cargo) listen
Novembers Doom Bled White (The End) listen read
Sheer Terror Standing Up For Falling Down (Reaper) listen
» Unaussprechlichen Kulten Baphomet Pan Shub-Niggurath (Iron Bonehead) listen
United Nations The Next Four Years (Temporary Residence) listen listen
Vuyvr Incinerated Gods (Throatruiner) listen
Yakuza Samsara reissue (War Crime) listen
Yakuza Transmutations reissue (War Crime) listen

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