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Arm & Hammer Tooth Tunes Toothbrush: Now with Meshuggah

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Call me old fashioned, but my toothbrush doesn’t do anything other than brush my teeth. I can’t make phone calls from it, I can’t take photos with it, I can’t use it to listen to music. And I’m fine with that!

But it’s the 21st century, and everything has to be a friggin’ Transformer now. So Arm & Hammer have released this thing called the Tooth Tunes toothbrush, which plays music while you brush. It is described on the product’s website thusly:

“If you want to hear some of your favorite songs, all you have to do is brush your teeth with Tooth TunesTM ! It’s the only toothbrush with Music In Your MouthTM technology. Just turn it on and start brushing to hear two minutes of your favorite music pumped directly through your teeth… straight to your head. And two minutes is the dentist-recommended time for brushing to help fight cavities and remove plaque. Which means Tooth TunesTM rocks in more ways than one!”

Which I definitely would have thought was cool when I was a kid. Now I just wonder why the hell you can’t simply hit turn on your stereo and go about brushing your teeth the way you always have. I mean, you can’t even play ANY song with this thing! You have to buy a brush with a song already loaded, and all the choices are, like, One Direction and crap like that.

All of that being said… yes, I wish there were real, and I suspect you will, too. Enjoy:

[via Lambgoat]

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