Now There’s a Petition to Destroy the Petition to Get Ghost to Break Up

I know that you know that I know that you know…

… that these petitions are quite silly. Nevertheless, following last week’s launch of a Change.org petition to get the band Ghost to break up someone has launched a counter-petition to destroy the original petition and keep Ghost intact. Because every stupid petition deserves a counter-petition that brings more attention to the original one instead of simply letting it wither away in obscurity, right? Here’s the text:

Because this petition is ridiculous, any band that occupies the metal genre with success can only be good for metal as a whole, thus this petition seeks to support ghost and have this silly petition destroyed and show that the aforementioned petition is NOT what metal heads truly believe!

https://www.change.org/petitions/ghost-band-shut-down-the-swedish-retro-metal-band-ghost

To:
Rick Sales, Management of Ghost

Counter petition: “Shut down the Swedish retro metal band Ghost”
We the signed support ghost in all there endeavors within Metal!!

(Against this petition – https://www.change.org/petitions/ghost-band-shut-down-the-swedish-retro-metal-band-ghost)

Long Live Ghost

Sincerely,
[Your name]

At the time of this writing, the original petition to break up Ghost has 585 signatures while the anti-break up petition has 12. Massive numbers sure to accomplish change!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: human beings. Round of applause.

Thanks: Luke D.