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Now There’s a Petition to Destroy the Petition to Get Ghost to Break Up


GhostI know that you know that I know that you know…

… that these petitions are quite silly. Nevertheless, following last week’s launch of a petition to get the band Ghost to break up someone has launched a counter-petition to destroy the original petition and keep Ghost intact. Because every stupid petition deserves a counter-petition that brings more attention to the original one instead of simply letting it wither away in obscurity, right? Here’s the text:

Because this petition is ridiculous, any band that occupies the metal genre with success can only be good for metal as a whole, thus this petition seeks to support ghost and have this silly petition destroyed and show that the aforementioned petition is NOT what metal heads truly believe!

Rick Sales, Management of Ghost

Counter petition: “Shut down the Swedish retro metal band Ghost”
We the signed support ghost in all there endeavors within Metal!!

(Against this petition –

Long Live Ghost

[Your name]

At the time of this writing, the original petition to break up Ghost has 585 signatures while the anti-break up petition has 12. Massive numbers sure to accomplish change!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: human beings. Round of applause.

Thanks: Luke D.

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