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Watch Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams Give Whole New Meaning to the Term “Street Meat”

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Today, we spell “yuck” A-N-D-Y.

Last night, professional hockey player George Parros tweeted video his old pal, Every Time I Die guitarist Andy Williams, eating a sausage for money. And why, pray tell, did Mr. Williams require monetary enticement to eat the sausage? It’s not because he was full already — it’s because the sausage had been lying around some  filth alley, AND was run over by a car.

How much was Williams paid to take a bite of this disgusting piece of meat? $2,000? $1,000? $500? Nope: a hundred bucks. Which, as I told Lita Ford the time she offered me the same amount to make out with her, is not nearly enough money to justify putting something that gross in your mouth. I guess Andy Williams is just a far braver man than I.

[via The PRP]

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