System of a Down Drummer John Dolmayan is Losing His F*cking Mind
Earlier this week, System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan sent out some cryptic tweets which fans thought might be suggesting that the band was FINALLY going to make a new album. But having now seen Dolmayan’s latest communiqué, it now seems clear that what’s really happening is that the drummer is having a nervous breakdown:
— John Dolmayan/SOAD (@JohnDolmayan) November 20, 2014
Yesssss, John, 44444444444! We hear you loud and clear, buddy, and your message makes perfect sense. Those men in white coats? Oh, don’t mind them, they’re just some other people who really like the number 4 and oh hey they just so happen to have brought you this really cool new coat, why don’t you try it on?
(Pssst, hey everyone else: I don’t think we’re getting that new SOAD album after all. Goddamnit.)
[via The PRP]