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Best Video Ever of the Day: Frozen By Fire, “Driving Me Insane”

  • Axl Rosenberg
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cool shovel bruhOh, man! Lambgoat is really on a roll this week, at least insofar as introducing the world to amazing horrible metal videos is concerned. First, they found that piece of shit clip by self-proclaimed “nu-metal metalcore rapcore” (…the fuck?!?!) band Dead Cold Ice, and now they’ve unearthed this beaut, by a Las Vegas-area band known as Frozen By Fire (see what they did there?).

Actually, I’m not sure if they’re a band or not — there’s multiple dudes in the video, but their Facebook page only lists a single member, the vocalist/guitarist, who calls himself “The Joblin.” Which would have been useful to know before I started watching the video, so that I wouldn’t have been like “What the fucking fuck is a fucking Joblin?” when his name was used repeatedly in the clip. I mean, I still have no idea what a fucking Joblin is, but at least now I understand it’s what this idiot calls himself.

ANYWAY, you have to watch this fucking thing. Aside from the most hilariously inexplicable use of a shovel ever, it proves, yet again, just how many aspiring musicians out there are completely goddamn delusional.

 

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