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Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You”


I don’t even know what to say about this Craigslist posting (which, alas, has since been pulled from the site). How the hell would you even enforce something like this? Does the buyer have to sign a contract?

If it were me, I’d promise this guy I wasn’t going to play any doom metal, then immediately go home, film myself playing the slowest, most boring doom metal imaginable (e.g., a Bloody Panda cover), and then send him the video. ‘Cause, for real you guys… who the fuck doesn’t like Sabbath???

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[via Guitar Player… thanks to Nachos for the tip]

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