Jared Dines Demonstrates Ten Ways to Hold Your Guitar

Having now mastered every conceivable form of metal vocal style and re-christened every conceivable metal genre, Jared Dines’ always-silly-but-also-always-delightful deconstruction of extreme music continues with the below videos, “10 Ways to Hold a Guitar” (one is for advanced guitarists, the other, for beginners). These vid is especially close to my heart, because for reasons I absolutely cannot explain, I love observing and imitating the distinctive ways in which various guitarists stand and move on-stage. As usual, Dines’ observations are dead-on.

Enjoy, mi amigos:

[via Metal Injection]