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Protest the Hero are Crowd-Sourcing Your Dick Pics for Kezia Reissue


Protest the Hero - KeziaTen years ago this coming August Protest the Hero released Kezia. To say that the album completely transformed the future of metal is not an understatement at all.

To commemorate the anniversary, the Whitby, Ontario natives are asking for your help. The project is called Kezia 10, and PtH are looking for fan submissions of Kezia-era Protest memorabilia to be compiled into a special edition scrapbook. According to the band, dick pics aren’t off-limits as long as your junk is pretty. From Facebook:

Dear long-term friends and followers,
We have a special project on the go right now. We are starting a neat little book project to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Kezia’s release (way back in August of 2005!).
We definitely can’t do it without your help though – anything you have which you think could be included in this giant project would be appreciated. There is a link below where you can upload just about anything you think would work.
We really appreciate your help and fully intend on crediting everybody properly / thanking people in the actual release. We would also like to interview some of you who submit particularly awesome stuff – so all stories/ files are welcome.

Who knows what this thing will turn into – but the content submitted by all of you is going to be a real compass!


Get digging and thanks in advance.

note: pictures of your penis will be giggled at and then swiftly deleted (depending on the niceness of your penis obviously).

So get to sending those dick pics right here, although we’re guessing that for most of you those pics would have peach fuzz if they’re of appropriate vintage for Kezia inclusion. So maybe don’t send in your dick pics after all.

[via Heavy Blog]

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