These are the Cutest Chicks You Will Ever See Play Metal


wolf eyesThe organizers of the Download Festival commissioned the below video to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day Easter, which (duh) is this Sunday (which means Monday is heavily-discounted Cadbury Egg Day, a holiday actually worth celebrating!). I suspect that the overly-politically correct will claim these chicks were exploited, but c’mon. It’s not like they don’t get anything out of the deal.


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