Fronzilla Attila’s New Cologne is All the Rage
Attila frontman, venture capitalist, motivational speaker, and A&R guru Chris Fronzak continues to diversify his portfolio with Rage, a new cologne which the vocalist describes as “very sweet but masculine.” Y’know, like Honey BBQ Slim Jims.
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE MY NEW COLOGNE I PROMISE ????????
IT SMELLS AMAZING!
GRAB A BOTTLE TODAY????????http://t.co/8BhjmMaAC7 pic.twitter.com/R5VRU00IT4
— Chris Fronzak (@FRONZ1LLA) May 14, 2015
A bottle of this crud will run you forty bucks, which seems expensive to me when I can just douse myself with douche juice and get the same effect. Still, you know what they say: if you’re dumb enough to like Attila, you’ll probably buy anything.
Of course, Fronzak is just the latest of many metal musicians to launch a scent. How successful his will be compared to the others, only time will tell.
[via The PRP]
