Motörhead Triumphantly Returns In St. Louis (And Invades Your Bedroom)
We’ve been worried about Lemmy. The Motörhead frontman’s health has just been too much of a concern lately, resulting in multiple cancellations on their recent tour. And while high altitude and a lung infection have been blamed, there has definitely been some concern on our part that the great man should just throw in the towel.
Except fuck THAT, because apparently Motörhead took the stage last night in St. Louis and rocked the place for a full set. The band posted the following on their Facebook.
Shit yeah, son! When I get sick, I’m down for the count for at least a week. When Lemmy gets sick, he takes a few day off and then blows the roof off of one of the most perilous touring cities in the US. That’s why he’s the man.
If that weren’t enough, Motörhead aren’t just melting faces, they’re also now remotely ticking vaginas. A company called Lovehoney.com has teamed up with the band to release a series of Motörhead vibrators. The electric orgasm wands go for either $25 (for the pocket bullet) or $45 (for the full-size bomber), and feature various Motörhead graphics on them.
Let me just say that it’s about the band has done this kind of sponsorship. Motörhead have been enflaming loins for forty years now, and I’m glad that we can finally enjoy their strength and power in the bedroom. If I walked in on my girlfriend using a Motörhead vibrator, my first thought would be, “Finally, we can share everything!”
However, if you don’t want to pay for your pleasure, you can just catch Motörhead on one of their remaining tour dates and let the vibrations from the stage do the work for you.
Wed 09 Sep – Indianapolis, IN – Murat
Fri 11 Sep – Chicago, IL – RIOTFEST
Sat 12 Sep – Detroit, MI – Fillmore
Tue 15 Sep – Wallingford, CT – Oakdale
Wed 16 Sep – Wantagh, NY – Jones Beach
Sat 19 Sep – Toronto, ONT – RIOTFEST
Tue 22 Sep – Philadelphia, PA – Tower Theatre
Wed 23 Sep – Charlotte, NC – Fillmore
Fri 25 Sep – Orlando, FL – House Of Blues
