Trick or Treat: Rob Zombie Makes Halloween Candy Now (Sort Of)

Here’s a merch tie-in so appropriate I can’t believe no one thought of it sooner:

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Of course, it’s not as neat as it sounds — a box will run you twenty bucks, for which you get the “keepsake cardboard coffin” and one of three individually wrapped candies: Sour Patch Kids (“Meet the Creeper”), Jolly Ranchers (“Living Dead Girl”), or Lemonheads (“Super Beast”). So, alas, your dream of getting to taste Sherri Moon Zombie will continue to go unfulfilled.

Get ’em here if you so desire.

[via Metal Injection]