Tonight, On A Very Special Full House of 1,000 Corpses


God, remember the ’90s? Wasn’t everything better then, with the shoulder pads and the shitty pop music and the cartoons that were quickly dumbed down and commodified to get us to spend all our parents’ money?

But what I miss the most is sitting down with my folks and watching Full House of 1,000 Corpses. The episode where Stephanie accidentally scratches up Uncle Otis’ car and he stabs her twenty-eight times before feeding her body to his captive cheerleaders? Priceless. Or that one moment when Baby seduces Uncle Jesse and then turns his head into a make-up-smeared jack o’ lantern — that one got mom laughing so hard! God, Rob Zombie really made the best family sitcoms.

Well, if you want to relive your childhood, watch the theme song below. Why not even dig up you Captain Spaulding Home Edition Chicken Fryer and cook up a hot plate of the neighbor’s cat? Make a night of it!

[via Bloody Disgusting]

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