Justin Bieber Wears Metallica Shirt on The Ellen Degeneres Show; World Ends
Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait: metal is about to be irrevocably changed forever.
Metal Injection reports that Justin Bieber went on Ellen Degeneres’ The Ellen Degeneres Show Starring Ellen Degeneres earlier today wearing a Metallica shirt…
…and the internet, bastion of justice, was justifiably enraged. Below, read some samples of Metallica admirers’ reactions to Bieber’s choice of attire (again, all courtesy of Metal Injection), as well as my reactions to those reactions, because I feel like these fans will likely need all of MetalSucks’ mighty media power to raise awareness and prevent an atrocity such as this from ever happening again.
Does Bieber think he's cute wearing a Metallica shirt on Ellen? … God I hope this kod fuckin dies soon
— Jacob Luckring (@Langer_22) November 10, 2015
Yes, Mr. Luckring, I agree! I think it would perfectly reasonable for Bieber to receive the death penalty as a consequence of his actions. Let the punishment fit the crime, right? P.S. I also agree that cod is the least-delicious of all fish!
Justin Bieber makes crazy amounts of money yet he choose an old Metallica shirt to wear on national television. Why.
— Brookkie (@BrookkieCookie) November 10, 2015
It seems like this young lady is really concerned with Mr. Bieber’s presentation — i.e., that he didn’t wear something classy, like a Steve Harvey suit — and not with the implication of shirt — i.e., that he’s a Metallica fan. Still, happy to have Brookkie on the side of the good guys!
Justin Bieber isnt allowed to wear a metallica shirt
— 11:34 (@Bully_Idol) November 10, 2015
See, now this Long Island resident really understands what America is all about! Bully for him!
Justin Bieber is fake as fuck wearing that Metallica shirt on TV boiiii
— andrew (@xndrewboschetto) November 10, 2015
Seriously, dude! I mean, what fake as fuck bullshit will people try to pull next? Is an adolescent caucasian Power Trip fan from New Jersey gonna unironically type “boiiii” or something?!?!
Justin Bieber singing "Sorry" on The Ellen Show while wearing a Metallica t shirt is probably the least metal thing to have ever happened.
— Kubra Khan (@djku) November 10, 2015
Even less metal than this!
Why is Justin Bieber wearing a Metallica shirt? He probably hasn't even heard like 1 song. lmao pic.twitter.com/xEDjBMHqW2
— I Hate Life (@aerodactylmgc) November 10, 2015